What the Warriors would never say

[Hawkscar]

Take some charries from the book and make a random skit or whatever you wanna call it

Examples-

Firestar -*Sits down on rock* "Im bored"
Tigerstar - *Walks out from behind rock wearing alien costume* "Take me to your leader!!!"
Firestar - TIGERSTAR? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU DICTATOR?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!"
Tigerstar - Oh, yeah!
Firestar - *Faints*
Tigerstar - *leaves*
Cinderpelt - Hehehehe! My Tigerstar/alien costume worked!!!!!!! Now what to do with Firestar.....
Sandstorm - CINDERPELT??? What are you doing?
Cinderpelt - Uhhh......Nothing.........
Sandstorm - What happened to Firestar?
Cinderpelt - He's......Uhh......SLEEPING!!!
Firestar - *Wakes up*"What happened? Where's Tigerstar? HE'LL DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sandstorm - Calm down sweetums, Tigerstar's dead.
Cinderpelt - *Backs away*
Firestar - Thats where you're wrong!!!!!!! He is ALIVE!!!! I saw him!!!!!
Sandstorm - He's delirious!!! *Gets bucket of water out of nowhere and dumps it on Firestar*
Firestar - RIVERCLAN IS ATTACKING!!!!!!
Sandstorm - *sighs*
*Squirrelpaw and Leafpaw come out of bushes*
Squirrelpaw - Dad, you're like, all wet, like you know?
Leafpaw - Totally.
*Both flip out their cellphones and take pics of Firestar*
Squirrelpaw - Like, see ya.
Leafpaw - Totally. *they leave*
Firestar; - I'm so confused.
Frostfur - It's parenthood. Get used to it.
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Graystripe - Silverstream? are you there?
Silverstream - Go away.
Graystripe - I brought you something
Silverstream - OoOh presents!!!
Graystripe -(Hands silverstream deathberries) Here ya go
Silverstream - Oh yeah, i forgot to tell you, im breaking up with you
Graystripe - *Laughs evilly*
Silverstream - Whats so funny? *finished deathberries*
Graystripe - Those are deathberries! You die now!!!
Silverstream - Okay sure
Graystream - Why arent you dead now?
Silverstream - I don't know
Graystripe - *Falls down and dies*
Silverstream - Weird.... *Walks away*
Silverstream - Hi Fireheart
Fireheart - Hi Silverstream. Are you hungry? I know were some delicious berries are.
Silverstream - Sure. *Eats deathberries*
Fireheart - MWAHAHAHAHAHA You die now! Those were DEATHBERRIES!!
Silverstream - Okay sure
Fireheart - *Falls over and dies*
Silverstream - Now thats what you call ironic!

[~*Tigger*~]

Greystripe: *walks into meddy cat den* Yellowfang! Do you have anything to help stomach aches? and head aches too.
Yellowfang: I've got just the thing. *offers deathberries* Eat these and you won't feel anymore pain, ever. *grins evilly*
Greystripe: *shrugs and gobbles down berries*
Yellowfang: Feel better?
Greystripe: X.X
Yellowfang: *grins evilly again*
Cinderpaw: *comes into den* whoa! What's up with him?
Yellowfang: He seems to have had an adverse reaction to my cure. *cackles wildly*
Cinderpaw: What's up with you?
Yellowfang: *runs around in circles, still cackling*
Cinderpaw: 0.o
Yellowfang: *runs into wall and falls over*
Cinderpaw: At least she's not cackling anymore, that was getting on my nerves.
Cloudpaw: *walks up to meddy cat den* Whoa, what's up with them?
Cinderpaw: *grins evilly at Cinderpaw* They're sleeping.
Cloudpaw: Oh. *walks over to Greystripe and hits him in the head with a stick* He's
dead! *runs out into camp screaming*
Longtail: 0.o
Darksripe: Whoa, what's up with him?
Cloudpaw: Greystripe's dead!
Longtail: 0.o
Darkstripe: Really?! Great! Where's Yellowfang?
Cloudpaw: She's dead too!
Longtail: 0.o
Darkstripe: Really?! Great! Let's burn up the meddy cat den! *runs over and sets den on fire*
Longtail: 0.o
All clan cats: *dance around burning meddy cat den* Woohoo!
Longtail: 0.o
Whitestorm: *trips on rock and falls in fire*
Darkstripe: Oh no! Whitestorm fell into the fire! Go save him!
All clan cats: *run into the fire to save Whitestorm*
Whitestorm: Ahhh! I'm on fire!
Smallear: stop drop and drool. *stops drops and drools*
Longtail: 0.o
Whitestorm: *runs into elders den and falls over*
Elders' Den: *catches on fire*
Longtail: 0.o
Clan cats: *run to stream and jump in*
Cloudpaw: eek! *gets washed away*
Darkstripe: Cool, she was getting annoying.
Longtail: 0.o
Darkstripe: Longtail stop sitting there staring at us!
Longtail: 0.o
Darkstripe: *pounces on Longtail and drowns him*
Longtail: 0.o
Darkstripe: AHHhh! I can't kill him!
Longtail: 0.o
Darkstripe: *shoves death berries in mouth* oops, wrong mouth... X.X
Longtail: 0.o
Clan cats: *jump on Longtail*
Longtail: 0.o
Clan cats: *die of hypothermia*
Longtail: 0.o
Cinderpaw: Where did everyone go?
Longtail: 0.o
Cinderpaw: Ahh! *jumps on Longtail and drowns him*
Longtail: X.X
Cinderpaw: Mwhahahahaha! *runs away and falls off cliff*
Longtail: 0.o

[Hawkscar]

lol